So much time, so little to do

Talking like a retiree, that's my fave cat, Garfield.  Like his taste in food and tough love for Jon. Deep inside tho, he is a softie. He co-exists with their resident rat, Louis, who was blamed by Jon one time Garfield ate the lasagna. So outside their house, Garfield told Louis, "I'm supposed to eat you," and put Louis into his mouth till just its tail dangled out. Of course, Jon was delighted and after he left, Garfield promptly spat out Louis.

Win-win!