Gangs

Russia has now showed alliance with Africa, aside from reliables China, Iraq...

Suspect

Hiding eyes under his cap, PCG  spokesperson blamed the capsized boat in Binangonan for overloading. How then was it allowed to travel? A helper was supposed to have had their permit signed at the PCG office.

Repeat

"Typhoon Egay was strongest ever to hit Laoag, 2nd only to one in 1967." (Local official Marcos Keon)

Prop-a-ganda

Kadiwa, nasaan ka ba?

May malay siya

After signing MIF into law, he visits one of the countries whose sovereign fund was involved in corruption!  Learning from worst practices?

Netanyahu

Israel's PM just got a pacemaker. Now he can insert an "e" into it.

Yedda Yedda

Head of Accounts Committee- Rep.- Wife of Speaker was being hounded by media for cost of the extravaganza yesterday.

Pray-torian Guards

Seriously, PNP fielded 22, 000 cops for the Son Of National Abuser?

What's in a name 3

The 11th Anglican Bishop to convert to Catholicism is Richard Pain.

What's in a name 2

Vatican peace envoy to Russia is Cardinal Zuppi!

What's in a name

Trying to get away from PH woes, turned to weekday French film at 8: 52 pm. Guess what? The character is Mr. Raber!

Sounds like

Hindi "palalalain" ng MIF ang utang ng PH pero di pa rin ito  "papalain."

Safeguard

For Maharlika, it is for "hugas kamay."

Subtraction

"That is how our life should go, till in the end, only God remains." (Priest celebrant at Holy Mass before Sr. Ramona's inurment)

MMDA

"Maraming-Maraming Datung Aksayado" could stand for its acronym as it deflected blame for floods reaching Quirino Avenue, Manila. Other cases of incompetence were dug up- like taking days to do something about those reflected in the cctv system; their enforcers in groups while on duty: and knocking on cars impatiently that can't get out of their lane quickly to go to the side, for some perceived violation.

Vulgarian

Onassis' "nationality," given by some detractors

(The Fabulous Bouvier Sisters)

Decolonization

"It started on the first day of colonization." French documentary

Ted Failon

"Baka sa susunod, mag- iimport na sila ng farmers!"

Redd Foxx

"They said to take a cab. There are 7 in my garage."

Bob Einstein

Tall, raspy- voiced Dave Osborne comic character funny without meaning to, truly a gift- HBO

Absentee PAPA

Pres. Adviser on Poverty Alleviation Gadon was not informed of crucial meeting on his turf. It is said someone is not pleased with his appointment.

Bopis Hospitals

Inside joke revealed by DOH Sec Herbosa on the Lung, Kidney and Heart Hospitals lol

PH bravado

Ban "Barbie" film but just keep on protesting WPS incursions of the Chinese excursions!

Bomb Threat

Can relate to Cebu Pac experience the other day- unless they used it to cover-up a delay, again!

Ass-ets

Lots of them at DOT!

UK Hurricanes

Found in Ukraine were actually vintage war aircraft.

Taylor Thrift

Most economically-stable star- Seth Meyers 

Hansel Culture

Witch was taken out of fairy tale- Seth Meyers 

Santos Claus

Lying Man who visits us on occasion- Seth Meyers

Lowering the bar

A leader of questionable integrity is followed by bureau rats of the same fur.

Global Tourism

The latest Love PH ad supposedly featured a woman driving along UAE sand dunes, a Swiss passenger, and a sea animal swimming elsewhere.