Bullying

"No problem with it. Am good at it."( Laff-in)

Impeached or ICC

We see the choices of Sara. 

Chinese restaurants

Imagine none of them in China, just restaurants over there 

Bad beard day

Nothing to cover that up (Seinfeld)

Upcoming comedian

We look like new puppies wandering about (Seinfeld)

Non-profit

Told my wife that doesn't sound like good business (Seinfeld) 

If we didn't have to

 Would we have done comedy? (Seinfeld)

Last breakfast

Never, always have it first. (Seinfeld) 

Renting

Don't you want to go from renting to renting (out)? Seinfeld

Kate McKinnon

From Columbia U to SNL? Was into puppetry

How do they make it

Seinfeld's bedtime story told by his dad, so one night, he thought a chair would take long. But his dad said, "they cut a tree and make it a chair. Go to sleep."

Obama

"0-8 is my demographics.  Maybe because of my big ears, I look like a cartoon character.  And my name they say in one swoop, like Nickolodeon." 

Seinfeld 2

"Always ask where answers are in numbers, how long have you been here, how old is your grand/parent" 

Are we rich

On being asked by kids, "I am but you aren't" (Seinfeld)

Let me take your coat

 Why, it's mine (Kevin Hart"

Seinfeld

On being told he ages well, "Never really worked" 

Martin Romualdez

"Nothing in general/s" on being asked what they talked about.

Steep choice

Drivers are being asked to exchange their P 200, 000. jeepneys for P2M aircon mini buses.

Old clear

It's now getting nuclear!

Egg throw

Someone owes me bacon (Arnold S) 

Grave threat

Rep. Castro received such threat of a grave! 

Zubiri...

"Nice rice" (Senate joke)

The Morse Code

"Here come dots" 

Atin Ito

Are we telling others or convincing others? 

PH Justice working

For whom? Thank God, for Leila de Lima, nonetheless. 

It's a boy!

Never going back to Thailand! (Philip Lustre) 

From WPS to POGO

 They are not only on our waters, they have "landed" with original PH passports and PSO documents! 

Country Fair

"Led to farewell" (Love in Fairhope)

Air drop

Why doesn't PH fly supplies to Ayungin instead?

In a hurry

"We just had oysters" (Transatlantic)

Opposite of Progress

"Congress" (Dean Sta. Maria)

Who knows

"Public secret" (Imee Marcos)

Malaking tao

 "Basketball player?" (Can't buy me love)

Problem of girl

"Good taste" (Cheers)