Ranch 24

"Yoghurt is to ice cream as Canada is to the US."

Ranch 23

"Done house-hunting. Not right if I can't shoot at one in the end." 

Ranch 22

"When was the last time you flew?"

"The fall of Vietnam."

Ranch 21

"Who builds an Arby's across a hospital?"

Ranch 20

"Baby-on-board referred to the driver."

Ranch 19

"You make me want to be a better badass."

Ranch 18

"They're operating on my heart, why do I have to take off my pants?"

Ranch 17

"The good news, they found out he has a heart."

Ranch 16

"Better to have a difficult conversation than none at all."

Ranch 15

"World War II was the only excuse for Americans to go to France."

Ranch 14

"If I see you when I wake up, I know I didn't die."

Ranch 13

"Am keeping my distance."

"By court order?"

Ranch 12

"I feel you're making a mistake."

"Also what your mother said in our wedding toast."

Ranch 11

"The more you drink, the better I sound."

Ranch 9

"Am all ears. (wearing a Mickey Mouse cap) "

Ranch 8

"Environmentalists- can't believe I'm being bought by the same people I admire."

Ranch 7

"Maybe I can be Nana. No, sounds like an old goat."

Ranch 6

"What's with all the blondes? Is it Vikings Day?"

Ranch 5

"She's got a gun and not afraid of prison. I'm terrified."

Ranch 4

"1st, I disagree. 2nd, you're wrong."

Ranch 3

"Elena had green eyes, not her car."

Ranch 2

"Kept computer for 6 months, then used its box as desk for typewriter"

Ranch

"Magic of divorce- you blame me, I don't give a shit."

This is Us 14

"Twisted so many arms, almost broke some."

This is Us 13

"Written in the stars or Written together."

This is Us 12

"Mirrors in dance studio isn't just for seeing yourself. It is to correct mistakes."

This is Us 11

"People only pay attention once it leaks. Water pressure has been building up over time."

This is Us 10

 "She didn't suck the air out of the room. She was the air."

This is Us 9

"Wasted a lot of time being quietly terrified."

Foreign Direct Investments

"Tumaas daw so bakit pa mag- Cha Cha?" (Ted Failon 2)

BBM Trips

"Labis, lavish" (Ted Failon)

Robert Downey, Jr.

"I would like to thank my terrible childhood..." (Oscar award acceptance speech)

This is Us (8)

"They spell out OB- GYN, why not CARD or DERM"

This is Us (7)

"First boyfriend is like the first waffle, gets better in time."

DNS

"It means 'Do Not Sell' in garage sale." (This is Us 6)

This is Us (5)

 "You're the horseradish in my Bloody Mary."

This is Us (4)

 "We cannot control destiny but can choose with whom we'd like to spend it with."

Belligerent

"Like raising Russell Crowe" This is Us (3)

This Is Us Part 2

"Life feels like PacMan sometimes. Day in, day out, same thing." 

Genius: MLK/X

"Don't be afraid of your past." Malcolm X was so used to the noise at prison, that after getting out, he couldn't sleep in a quiet room till he opened the window to the street noise below.

Genius: MLK/X

"Civil disobedience is not a strategy.  It's a way of life." 

This is Us

"Why did the IPad go to the dentist?"

"She had BlueTooth."

Criticism

 Is now equated with negativity. (Ted Failon)

Voluntary Attendance

But with rollcall. (Ted Failon)

Waldas King and Queen

Debt-ridden PH is unfortunately headed by spendthrift President and Vice. The Address to the nation could have very well been done by Palace TV. (Ted Failon)

Son of God

Quiboloy was no match for a Woman of God, Sen. Risa Hontiveros.

Translation

"Stone pretending to be anger, the truth is it grinds in fear, ICC push that"

Monsod

We of the 1987 Constitution over- estimated the magic of EDSA and under-estimated the greed of  politicians.

Seeing superstars

"Astronomers?"

Angkas Nurses

Since some riders have medical background, they have been tapped to offer laboratory-tests-on-delivery.

Foreigner Investors' Woes

 Corruption, general health of employees, Infrastructure, cost of electricity, and hassle in starting a business are reasons.  

On yate

PIRMA's Noel Onate has sailed after Senate comes up with its own Cha-cha move.

Foreman poorman

George Foreman was teased as a child. This rage while in the army was channeled by a supervisor into boxing. 

Denial Persons

You know there is a fire when smokescreens are set up by perpetraitors!

PIRMA

"Dapat magPIRMI na lang tayo" (Ted Failon and DJ Chacha)

Cha- cha

"Character change dapat" (Tito Sotto)

Edsa- puera

Dapat ang nepotismo, korupsyon, politiko sa party list, lagayan...

Saligang Batas

"Ito ba ang problema o di patas na galaw ng mga mambabatas." Ted Failon

UP

Not all right up there at the State U. With its high standard of selection, only 20 % from public schools get in.

Change

"We need the good kind, not the bad one brought about by their tatay Digong." Richard Heydarian

ICC rules

Atty. Conti handling the case of EJK victims recalls that when she was an intern there, judges had a separate canteen from prosecutors.

Clutching at straws

Duterte loyalists want to have ICC prosecutors in town to be deported, but cannot give their names, in case.

Too much

To bare/bear? Works both ways

 

Kunachiwa

New slang word for tightwad (Cristy Fermin)

Senior High

Both the soap and the DepEd programs are ending.

Inez Ponce de Leon

 "Keeping students free from difficulty is perpetuating mediocrity in the disguise of care."