Mahal na Pangulo

Nagmahal din ang gas, bigas, asukal, sibuyas, asin, pasahe, atbp.

Proverbs 12:25

"Heaviness in the heart of man maketh it stoop but a good word maketh it glad."

Presidential Alalay

Sandro M has taken over the post of Bongo. Poor Ilocos Norte never learns

MMDA

It now wants to cover the entire country under its No-Contact Apprehension. Hello, P2k fines for provinces, most of which are long stretches of highways!

Leila vs Lienila

Celebrating Senator Leila de Lima's 63rd birthday on her 5th year in detention, supporters vow it is a matter of time before government gets out of the hole in which it dug itself.

Wastage

Loren looking into food wastage among the private sector. 

1. Best to check on lack of food among prisoners.

2. How about wastage in government spending?

Hood winked

Robinhood now wants cable cars in Metro Manila. Not tingham Forest?

The Long Arms of Lao

The tentacles of Pharmally stretch far and wide. Latest victims are coincidentally the departments run by the Pres and his Vice.

Bad yet

Without a Secretary of Health yet, they managed to submit a P5B budget for the year! Of course, the departments of the Pres

and his Vice got the most funding!

Department of Smuggling

That was the former Department of Agriculture.

OWWAw

Generally nothing against showbiz people in government service, but Arnell Ignacio renews our distrust of them. As newly appointed OWWA administraitor, he states that he would like a new building for his agency!

Outsourcing

The government wants to get into it, too, for  motorcycle clubs to train its riders before issuance of their driver's license!

Trump's Women

Ivana gone. Mar-(a)la go. Melania missing.

Prayer

"It is not a 'spare tire' you pull out when in trouble. It is the 'steering wheel' that directs you to the right path throughout life." (I just want to praise You, Jesus)

Sr. Anna Tommasi

She organized CCC Trust in Malawi to provide skills training for young offenders to earn a living after finishing their sentence. Period. (Global Sisters Report)

Holiness

"It is simply happiness that is filled with a yes."

Sr. Margaret Cessna, Global Sisters Report

Cpuld be a movie

A young woman took a picture on her mobile phone of the body of a young man on the street where she was passing.  Arriving home, she would learn that it was her brother without his clothes which she could have identified earlier!

Yogi Felimon Ruiz

"Take me seriously on getting rid of corruption in Customs." Not with that name, boss er bear!

Apprehensions re NCA

 i.e., No- Contact Apprehension

Flavor of the Oddministration

Out de Lima. In Walden Bello.

Another BROA ha

Bayanihan to Recover As One, i. e. the computers over-priced and under-utilized by teachers.

Rebound

From affection, another noun it describes now is infection!

361 Children

Latest count of their dead during the Russian invasion of Ukraine since February 2022, and there are already about one a day for a year!

Look Who's Talking

Russia urges "maximum restraint" to Israeli- Palestine forces in conflict.

Pray tell

How will the LTO verify that buyers of vehicles have garages for them? Another in(s)ane bill added to renaming NAIA, anti-ghosting, term extension for themselves...

Time out

This oddministration does not want to be bothered by time. They are removing the timer from the traffic lights.  Some 100 bills have also lapsed into law under their watch.

Farm-to-market

 It has become "farm-to-pocket" road. (Ted Failon)

Deodorants

During the campaign, he was Mum.

Now, he uses his Veto power.

Tax Evader turned Hound

Marcos Jr. doesn't see the plank on his eye but runs after the mite on the poor teachers' election fees. At least they have honor-aria!

What a Difference an N makes

Anne Curtis read 'puma(n)gitna' to the ire of Vice Ganda.

Cloud Kitchen

"Mama Lou gave the example of Max delivering for Shakey's, Pancake and Dentures (instead of Dencio's)." David Sison

TJ Burdick

"Device comes from the Latin dividere, meaning desire or intention... leading to the idiom 'to leave someone to their own devices.'" (Catholic Express)