Recipe for marriage

"1 part trust

  1 part communication

  1 part wine & pasta."

(Welcome to Mama's)

Significant

"Sign if I can't" other- wise, is another way of looking at it.

Grave Threat

The biggest threat to PH security is China lover and Mr. EJK DU30 himself as he will be charged by redtagged Rep. France Castro.

Developnent Fund

Mayor Baste of Davao used said funds to develop his badminton and digestion muscles.

Igor

"I'm gonna go where I won't get shouted at  dishing out food; will be a pig farmer." (MASH)

Love

"You either love them more or leave them." (MASH)

Mind

"What consumes it, controls the day."

Win lost

Sen. Win Gatchalian warned of further cyber attacks on airports, etc. He could have given them more evil ideas!

Isaac vs Ismael

Could the Israel- Palestinian conflict have stemmed from these biblical half- brothers?

Holy Day

If the Palace doesn't want to declare 25 February a special holiday, Congress can pass a bill on it instead.

364 Days

We tell our kids not to get candy from strangers then one day, we say, "forget what we said." (Jimmy Fallon)

Popeye's

"Could also read PopeYes (Seth Meyer's guest)

Buwayas

The species in the waters of Palawan has been more prolific in government.

Tumbado 2

Pleading concern for his parents' well-being, the LTFRB whistleblower has recanted, but his original statement is still clung to by the Manibela group of Mar Valbuena. Tuloy ang jeepney strike vs its modernization!

Tumbado

Meaningful name of LTFRB disgruntled officer, the latest whistleblower following Makabayan Bloc Reps, Sen. Risa Hontiveros,  QCPD patrolman on Commonwealth Avenue... May their tribe increase!

Raining?

 "No, God is crying." (Frasier)

Something Old

 "Isn't your mother coming?" (The Jeffersons)

Slap

The example of VP /DepEd Sec. hitting a sheriff must have driven a teacher to follow it.

Smile

Thank goodness, they changed the picture exuding delight of the Philhealth spokesperson while narrating the evil deeds of Medusa scammers on its data base.

Bagong Aduana

Customs rebranding leads to "mas mataas na tara." (Ted Failon)

I Don't Know How She Does It

"Trying to be a man is such a waste of woman"

Record- breaking

Trust and approval atings of PH top officials plummet on their first year.

Holy Land

"Thought your wife went to Dallas.

That's her Holy Land, the first Neiman Marcus."

Bedbugs

They're becoming.a bugging problem in Paris gearing to host Olympics 2024.

Surrender

Driver of a wayward vehicle gave himself up voluntarily by slamming it into a police precinct in New Jersey.