Introduction

BBM's reason for his series of trips abroad is not valid, as not needed anymore. Family reputation precedes him.

Pringle's Body Recovery

Not about chips found on corpse, but basketball player after an injury.

SI

Registration could see the last of the bomb threats during exam week?

Online Cheating

Comelec has company, it is said. AI can now do essays for students and applicants for MBA.

Ted Failon

"Kilabot ng mga Kulubots," he kids himself.

Tycoons

Summit in Davos could have been in Davao.

Neighborhood

"If she can't use your comb, you can't bring her home."

Life

"It is not waiting for the storm to pass. It is dancing in the rain."

USA way

It was forthright in admitting human error in airport outage. Our way is something else.

Artistahin

Spokespersons are looking better, even policewomen are in make-up. Appearance more than message?

114 B

Balato package for PNP pensions approved in time of rumblings from men in uniform

To the last peso

Wonder how PDRRMO (whew) can estimate damage to property in Northern Samar

BB variant

The Flying Tycoons have been infected by their Chief, meeting among themselves in Davos, where the concern was more for Ukraine, not you crane your neck.

Deja boo!

The wet cement on the pathway of the Sinulog dancers recalled the deadly accident at the Manila Film Center, which now looks like a haunted palace.

Making up

Our dropout president is on a program of monthly foreign field trips, someone asked why he did not take over the Department of Tourism!

Small World

Ms. PH is half- Italian, while Ms. US half- Pinoy.

Circulus Improbando

Paul Soriano first condescended that PH viewing public can only afford to watch two films.

Why then was their production not one of them?

MMDA

Time for Metro Manila Development Air, after airport fiasco. (Ted Failon and DJ Chacha)

A la First Lady

Like her conflicting statements on non- interference in military appointments, the Bureau of Immigration fell into same trap- encouraging airline passengers to come early before flight, then blaming them for clogging the lines for clearance.

3 Gens

They seem to be represented in the meeting at Mexico of North American leaders Biden, Obrador and Trudeau.

Illegal Possession of Onions

That is how prohibitive their prices have been!(Ted Failon)

To Ban or Not To Ban

Title 42 of Trump vs migrants upheld by Supreme Court. Today, Biden at the border to bid them...? 

Adjure

"Formally reject or disavow usually under pressure" sounds like what happened to Aljur too.

Cleansing

It seems PNP more concerned about its inage/reputation than disservice to citizens it is supposed to serve.

10/ 900

Small ratio of rogues in police uniform causing the mass resignation order is roundabout way of resolving the issue. They have the names but will take 2-3 months to investigate? Then again, none of them is the son of the Secretary of Justice.

Et tu, Isa?

Indian shopkeeper on seeing a customer going to a new shopping mall

("Still Game" series on Netflix)

Conflict of Interest

The tegulator of an agency cannot be its investigator too.

Hostage 2

ATM, at the moment PH Air Traffic Management "not obsolete, just needs upgrading." Another way of saying it?

Hostage

Thousands of passengers were captive to the government's New Year's wish for billions to  modernize its airport navigational equipment. Where did its previous budget go?

Bolsa na run

Brazil's ex- President fled to Florida, to connect with another beleaguered guy there?

Old Lang Sign

Before getting into investments, why don't they first pay health workers their long past due?