"Done house-hunting. Not right if I can't shoot at one in the end."
"When was the last time you flew?"
"The fall of Vietnam."
"Who builds an Arby's across a hospital?"
"Baby-on-board referred to the driver."
"They're operating on my heart, why do I have to take off my pants?"
"The good news, they found out he has a heart."
"Better to have a difficult conversation than none at all."
"World War II was the only excuse for Americans to go to France."
