Ass-assination

Now Marcos Jr. discovers in Tiktok an attempt on his life. His trolls assassinate his rivals' character daily!

Coach

Marcos Jr., take heed.  Dutch Royalty travels by coach, the Golden Coach which is temporarily not being used "following criticism of colonial times."

Friends

Joey started working at their hangout Central Perk when he was between acting jobs. He pointed out that it usually happened the other way around.

What God Sees

"When others saw Sarah as a barren woman, God saw the mother of all nations.

When others saw David as a poor shepherd, God saw a mighty king.

Others may not see you, but trust me, God sees  you."

Elizabeth Johnston

Ànti-Marcos

"You can't leave those who created the problem, in- charge of the solution!"

Tolits

DU30 is becoming a "Tol, ito ang latest" guess-who entertainer. In a case of projection, he promises to name the most corrupt top candidate. Beating him?

Peace Offering

In a scene from "How The West Was Won," a military officer emptied his gun of its bullets and left them in front of an Indian chief, who in turn broke his arrow and gave half to the officer.

Seinfeld ll

"People are always sitting down to talk, discuss and think about it...

Better to lie down, sleep on it, and let the brain do its work at rest."

Prayer

"When God answers your prayer, He is increasing your Faith.

When God delays, He is increasing your Patience.

When God does not answer, He has something Better for you.

So when you Pray, have Faith, be Patient and Trust God."

Ehinmen Okaka

Leni's Accidental Campaigners

The mango "thief," the unvaxxed PAO Chief, Sec. Lorenzana and Walden Bello vs Sira's motion are turning to be turning the tide in VP Leni's favor by making the other side appear as they are- unjust and thoughtless.

Cover-up

When an airline orders a passenger to do so, it means to dress appropriately for the flight, not sweep something under the carpet.

Edifice Complex

DU30 now asks why the statue of Lapu-lapu is smaller than that of Magellan? 

Pinoys likewise ask why China holds more weight in his odd-ministration than PH.

Exemplary

"For 3 decades, a paralytic man in Camiguin extracts copra while lying in bed to earn a living." GMA News

He puts to shame criminals whose excuse is joblessness.

Unfollow the Leader

"British veterans wrote to the Queen to strip Prince Andrew of his ranks and military titles.

'Were this any other senior military officer, it's inconceivable that he'd still be in post,' the anti- monarchy pressure group Republic said." Web Desk

Honesty Between Warriors

 In his column on UK's King's Library, Ambeth Ocampo wrote of a supposed agreement that Germany would not bomb Oxford and Cambridge, provided Britain would also spare the university towns of Heidelberg and Tubingen.

Mystery Rider

Is this the most creative that DU30's odd-ministration can get to check vaxxed commuters on public transport? Jeepney drivers sure could use them as conductors to check on passengers seated behind them? So very crucial at this time?

Surveillance

 1. Joanna Lumley's Trans-Siberian Travel on BBC Earth featured cctv on a Russian cemetery plot of an oligarch fearful of vandals till the end.

2. Dutch athletes are advised to leave their gadgets at home before going to the Beijing Winter Olympics. They will be provided with another for use during the games to prevent permanent infiltration on their own gadgets.

Facilitators

That's how Bishop Ambo refers to the Archangels, given the respective roles they were given.

Gabriel is for Understanding.

Raphael, for Healing.

Michael, for Self-Emptying.

Capital Punishment

Atty. Chel Diokno states his aversion to it as non- negotiable. First, it is against his faith; second, it has not deterred crime; and third, its effect is irreversible in cases of mistaken judgment.

In a homily, Bishop Ambo David cited Jesus Christ and John the Baptist as victims of the third instance.

Give It All You've Got

Prince William got a curt reply to his question why Afghan refugees living in UK hotels temporarily are not yet in permanent shelters. Why not house them in your palaces?

Curb Your Enthusiasm

New sitcom on Paramount cable features golden couples. The male lead Larry David was in line to vote and he asked the guy after him for  whom he was voting. Since they were for opponents, they figured they would cancel each other out and decided to just go home. The winner won by one vote.

The Great Evader

Marcos Jr. has avoided attending to his studies, paying his taxes, holding a job, and appearing when told to account for these.

EJ Obiena

After all the hullabaloo over the liquidation of Olympic expenses on his trainer, EJ agrees to mediation in reverse of the process toward conflict resolution.

Identity

On the First Anniversary of the Capitol Insurrection, CNN interviewed US lawmakers who removed their pins to avoid being targets of the mob. But how do those with color hide their skin, one asked.

The Last Shall Be First

Robredo is last in the alphabetical order of  presidential candidates.

In other words

In telling voters not to vote for Pangilinan, DU30 was endorsing his daughter with whom he is supposed to be not in good terms.

Who does?

Kris Aquino asked who wants to talk about one's break- up, anyway?

You do, retorted movie reporter Cristy Fermin.

D-motivation

Government blames media's underreporting for the delay in delivering relief goods. 

One official turned back from visiting a disaster area after a flat tire and hunger pangs.

At another time, a landlocked town was described as coastal, prompting a reporter to ask what map was he using.

(Rappler News)

Business Opportunity

With its usual stop gap solution of canvass for temporary shelter, could DU30 be giving favored Pharm allies another idea to rake it in?

William Shatner

Interviewed by CNN countdowners Anderson and Andy re his recent taste of a space flight, William Shatner admits his first (dreaded) thought was human error. Settling in, he saw the earth he just left as life, while the darkness he faced as death. Back on earth, he vows to work toward its rejuvenation.