Privatizing

The government plans to privatize the already private bus system in EDSA. How about paying attention to supportive infrastructure?

Loners' Traits

1. Independent

2. Confident

3. Reflective

4. Intuitive

5. Creative

6. Empathetic

7. Self- sufficient

8. Resourceful 

9. Observant

10. Curious

11. Focused

12. Self-aware

Like Albert Einstein, 

JK Rowling,

Steve Jobs, 

Mark Zuckerberg 

Lamentillo

DICT USec's surname reflects the sad state of those registering their SIM cards.

Migration

While already in the US, migrants continue being bussed by politicians using them as pawns!

Karl Marx

"He didn't foresee how difficult it would be to spell 'bourgeoisie.'" (Inglis- inglisan)

Maybe that's why there was Groucho?

Cycle

Investor PH loaning P40 billion!

Gifts

The present move to buy produce directly from farmers was part of Leni's platform.

Building 1 million houses for the people was Pacman's idea.

Peace

Dutch apology for 250 years of enslaving others

The Pope returning pieces of the Parthenon.

Fifth

"Why is Tirso Cruz III called Pip?" Ted Failon

Gatcha

The Senator from Valenzuela now moves for teaching of the Arabic language and Muslim values!

Boracay Sinkholes

What they are causing sounds like this official's name- Gelito!

Bow

After their repertoire in an EWTN Christmas Concert, female soloists would put a hand on their chest, just like Pinays do. But with the conductor doing likewise, it meant more like gratitude from the heart.

2nd Chance

Ex- Bucor Deputy Security Officer Ricardo Zulueta used to be an inmate under his ex- boss Bantag, according to ONEPH's Ed Lingao, per Enzo Recto. 

Director

"A person with a big ego problem." Kokowaah, German film on Cinema World

My Brothers

CinemaWorld featured 3 Irish boys who kidded each other, "I am wee Todd did, Sofa King wee Todd did." LOL

After 40 years

"Wandering in the desert, Moses led us to the only land in the area without oil!" (Love and Mazel Tov on Cinema world)

100, 000 Nurses

 Needed by PH!

Medical Marijuana

Another priority bill at Congress!

Ted Failon

"We have a Chief of Stuff in Customs."

Amores

Jose Rizal basketball player-fiend of Benilde has found love in the VP (not Violent Person) and Zamboanga Valientes.

Meralco

Do you recall that one of the reasons MVP's TV5 got out of the merger with ABS- CBN was the government threat of future investigation on Meralco? It seems to be happening nonetheless.

Child Marriage

The Implementing Rules and Regulations banning it is passed by the House.

Premature priority

PDEA

Could stand for PH Drug Environmental Agency as they are also in recycling.

Fiddler on the Roof 2

"Our forefathers were always moving at a moment's notice- that's why we always wear a hat!"

Fiddler On The Roof

"They are so happy, they don't know how miserable they are," referring to eldest daughter married to a tailor.

MIFfed

MIF can come from SSS/ GSIS contributions of the 31 M who voted for its proponents.

Only with Filipinos

Our weakness in Math covers not only counting in school but also at the boxing ring and beauty contest.

Scammer by any name

This one had an apt name- Bankman- Fried!

Casino Filipino

Twas the venue of the Pacquiao- Hussein fight, big gamble!

Where the Funds Are

Raiders of the lost tax are now targeting the premiums paid by SSS and GSIS members, in addition to government piggy banks DBP and Landbank.

Off- tangent

People with so much time to waste are going to conduct lifestyle check on Badjaos in MM. They are becoming Goodjaos!