Lemonade

You can expect Trump to make money on his mugshot!

Jeffersons 4

"Why did you get expelled from college?"

"Got into a fight, and gave them have a 'peace sign.'"

Rites of Passage

Could also refer to PCG ships at odds with China on the WPS

Bayani

Bayan-i could be each one of us.

Stone

"What is he talking about?" Funny translation on Bato.

Mass Promotion

Yet another DepEd pronouncement subject to Miss Interpretation, now subject to planned impeachment. They could be referring to promoting Holy Mass, (nah, with Separation of Church and State), or social media blitz of unknown objective as is their won't, confidentially. Turns out the term refers to students being automatically passed to next level, regardless of capability or mastery of present tasks.

Sara

"Without an H-onesty" (Enzo Recto)

Useless Decor

VP- Deped Secretary could follow her Order by saying goodbye to the tattoos on her legs 

The Jeffersons 3

"You see, I am an incurable romantic."

"Marriage would cure that."

The Jeffersons 2

 "I've just gotten used to the term Negroes, from colored; now we're blacks!" Update, Afro- Americans