Mahal na Pangulo

Nagmahal din ang gas, bigas, asukal, sibuyas, asin, pasahe, atbp.

Proverbs 12:25

"Heaviness in the heart of man maketh it stoop but a good word maketh it glad."

Presidential Alalay

Sandro M has taken over the post of Bongo. Poor Ilocos Norte never learns

MMDA

It now wants to cover the entire country under its No-Contact Apprehension. Hello, P2k fines for provinces, most of which are long stretches of highways!

Leila vs Lienila

Celebrating Senator Leila de Lima's 63rd birthday on her 5th year in detention, supporters vow it is a matter of time before government gets out of the hole in which it dug itself.

Wastage

Loren looking into food wastage among the private sector. 

1. Best to check on lack of food among prisoners.

2. How about wastage in government spending?

Hood winked

Robinhood now wants cable cars in Metro Manila. Not tingham Forest?

The Long Arms of Lao

The tentacles of Pharmally stretch far and wide. Latest victims are coincidentally the departments run by the Pres and his Vice.

Bad yet

Without a Secretary of Health yet, they managed to submit a P5B budget for the year! Of course, the departments of the Pres

and his Vice got the most funding!

Department of Smuggling

That was the former Department of Agriculture.