Ass-assination

Now Marcos Jr. discovers in Tiktok an attempt on his life. His trolls assassinate his rivals' character daily!

Coach

Marcos Jr., take heed.  Dutch Royalty travels by coach, the Golden Coach which is temporarily not being used "following criticism of colonial times."

Friends

Joey started working at their hangout Central Perk when he was between acting jobs. He pointed out that it usually happened the other way around.

What God Sees

"When others saw Sarah as a barren woman, God saw the mother of all nations.

When others saw David as a poor shepherd, God saw a mighty king.

Others may not see you, but trust me, God sees  you."

Elizabeth Johnston

Ànti-Marcos

"You can't leave those who created the problem, in- charge of the solution!"

Tolits

DU30 is becoming a "Tol, ito ang latest" guess-who entertainer. In a case of projection, he promises to name the most corrupt top candidate. Beating him?

Peace Offering

In a scene from "How The West Was Won," a military officer emptied his gun of its bullets and left them in front of an Indian chief, who in turn broke his arrow and gave half to the officer.

Seinfeld ll

"People are always sitting down to talk, discuss and think about it...

Better to lie down, sleep on it, and let the brain do its work at rest."

Prayer

"When God answers your prayer, He is increasing your Faith.

When God delays, He is increasing your Patience.

When God does not answer, He has something Better for you.

So when you Pray, have Faith, be Patient and Trust God."

Ehinmen Okaka

Leni's Accidental Campaigners

The mango "thief," the unvaxxed PAO Chief, Sec. Lorenzana and Walden Bello vs Sira's motion are turning to be turning the tide in VP Leni's favor by making the other side appear as they are- unjust and thoughtless.