Omid

 Scobie do, made a mess!

Maya Angelou

"Every storm runs out of rain."

ICC

"You can come but we are not cooperating with you." PH stance on shaky ground

Obama

He relaxed the tuxedo dress code for WH butlers, as it did not go with their informal lifestyle. The girls were also to fix their own beds, in preparation for when they leave.

Obama daughter

On seeing streets cleared for the Inauguration: "Nobody's going to your party, Dad." 

PH

"Fastest growing"- in debt!

Johnny

"What can you do aside from breaking the law?" 

Congressman

 This one has all the time to come up with the idea of selling eggs by the kill-oh!

Wife

"She doesn't understand me."

"Well, learn Swahili."

Martini

"Want it shaken?"

"No, just paid."