Raining?

 "No, God is crying." (Frasier)

Something Old

 "Isn't your mother coming?" (The Jeffersons)

Slap

The example of VP /DepEd Sec. hitting a sheriff must have driven a teacher to follow it.

Smile

Thank goodness, they changed the picture exuding delight of the Philhealth spokesperson while narrating the evil deeds of Medusa scammers on its data base.

Bagong Aduana

Customs rebranding leads to "mas mataas na tara." (Ted Failon)

I Don't Know How She Does It

"Trying to be a man is such a waste of woman"

Record- breaking

Trust and approval atings of PH top officials plummet on their first year.

Holy Land

"Thought your wife went to Dallas.

That's her Holy Land, the first Neiman Marcus."

Bedbugs

They're becoming.a bugging problem in Paris gearing to host Olympics 2024.

Surrender

Driver of a wayward vehicle gave himself up voluntarily by slamming it into a police precinct in New Jersey.