361 Children

Latest count of their dead during the Russian invasion of Ukraine since February 2022, and there are already about one a day for a year!

Look Who's Talking

Russia urges "maximum restraint" to Israeli- Palestine forces in conflict.

Pray tell

How will the LTO verify that buyers of vehicles have garages for them? Another in(s)ane bill added to renaming NAIA, anti-ghosting, term extension for themselves...

Time out

This oddministration does not want to be bothered by time. They are removing the timer from the traffic lights.  Some 100 bills have also lapsed into law under their watch.

Farm-to-market

 It has become "farm-to-pocket" road. (Ted Failon)

Deodorants

During the campaign, he was Mum.

Now, he uses his Veto power.

Tax Evader turned Hound

Marcos Jr. doesn't see the plank on his eye but runs after the mite on the poor teachers' election fees. At least they have honor-aria!

What a Difference an N makes

Anne Curtis read 'puma(n)gitna' to the ire of Vice Ganda.

Cloud Kitchen

"Mama Lou gave the example of Max delivering for Shakey's, Pancake and Dentures (instead of Dencio's)." David Sison

TJ Burdick

"Device comes from the Latin dividere, meaning desire or intention... leading to the idiom 'to leave someone to their own devices.'" (Catholic Express)