Minor Matter

As of now, Koko and Risa form the Minority in the Senate. True to form, Alan Peter says he will join the Majority IF given the Blue Ribbon Committee chairmanship.  By that demand, he shows that he doesn't deserve it!

If the Belt Fits

Speaking on behalf of the Minority, Senator Koko Pimentel asked government to tighten its belt for a change- or even big bills?

Rasputina

It is good for the college dropout to have a professor in the Palace- Clarita Carlos.

Low Less Nest

Like the tax evader president, a driver is avoiding consequence of running over a security guard.

Presidential Sister in the Senate suggests adding ethanol to lower the price of gasoline.

After the government belatedly raises fare by P1.00, commuters group even offered P2.00 instead, and looking for other sources of fuel like nearby Brunei.

Coincidences?

 Right after elections:

1. Jun Lozada is sent to Bilibid Penitentiary.

2. Mel Tiangco loses SC appeal.

3. Enrique Razon gets Malampaya.

4. BIR Pagulayan demoted just before retirement for running after Megaworld.

5. Vlogger heads PCOO.

Justin Barclay

"Truth does not mind being questioned.

A lie does not like being challenged."

Proverbs

"Better to be a poor person who lives innocently than to be one who talks dishonesty and is a fool."

Both at Fault- Divorce

In their defamation case, the court awarded compensation to both parties Johnny Depp and Amber Heard- loud and clear.

Popular Cliche

"Most (gunshot) wounds are self-inflicted"- "by poor judgment and bad choices "

Confucius

"By three ways we may learn Wisdom.

First, by Reflection, which is noblest.

Second, by Imitation, which is easiest.

Third, by Experience, which is the bitterest."