Curb Your Enthusiasm

New sitcom on Paramount cable features golden couples. The male lead Larry David was in line to vote and he asked the guy after him for  whom he was voting. Since they were for opponents, they figured they would cancel each other out and decided to just go home. The winner won by one vote.

The Great Evader

Marcos Jr. has avoided attending to his studies, paying his taxes, holding a job, and appearing when told to account for these.

EJ Obiena

After all the hullabaloo over the liquidation of Olympic expenses on his trainer, EJ agrees to mediation in reverse of the process toward conflict resolution.

Identity

On the First Anniversary of the Capitol Insurrection, CNN interviewed US lawmakers who removed their pins to avoid being targets of the mob. But how do those with color hide their skin, one asked.

The Last Shall Be First

Robredo is last in the alphabetical order of  presidential candidates.

In other words

In telling voters not to vote for Pangilinan, DU30 was endorsing his daughter with whom he is supposed to be not in good terms.

Who does?

Kris Aquino asked who wants to talk about one's break- up, anyway?

You do, retorted movie reporter Cristy Fermin.

D-motivation

Government blames media's underreporting for the delay in delivering relief goods. 

One official turned back from visiting a disaster area after a flat tire and hunger pangs.

At another time, a landlocked town was described as coastal, prompting a reporter to ask what map was he using.

(Rappler News)

Business Opportunity

With its usual stop gap solution of canvass for temporary shelter, could DU30 be giving favored Pharm allies another idea to rake it in?

William Shatner

Interviewed by CNN countdowners Anderson and Andy re his recent taste of a space flight, William Shatner admits his first (dreaded) thought was human error. Settling in, he saw the earth he just left as life, while the darkness he faced as death. Back on earth, he vows to work toward its rejuvenation.