Spiritual Works of Mercy

1. Admonish the sinner

2. Instruct the ignorant

3. Counsel the doubtful

4. Comfort the sorrowful

5. Bear wrongs patiently

6. Forgive all injuries

7. Pray for the living and the dead

Mom

A friend sent this greeting on a vitamin bottle:

                        "Nutrition Facts

Serving size: 1 amazing woman

                                                    Daily Value

Unconditional Love                1000%

Patience                                     500%

Hard Work                                100%

Multi-tasking                            110% + 100%

Sleep                                           1%

Caffeine                                      150%

Regret                                         0%"

Doctor

"He who treats your ills with pills but could kill with his bill."

Boss

"Someone who arrives early when you are late, and late when you are early."

Criminals

"Not much difference from most of us, except that they were caught."

Nurse

"Someone who wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill "

Politician

 "Someone who shakes our hand before elections, then our confidence right after."

Father

 "Banker provided by nature."

Insurance

 "A contract that makes us poor in life so that we  can die rich."

School

"The place parents pay for children to play."