T(h)rust

The bluster of these cowering officials became a blunder when they misread the ICC's denial of PH request to suspend investigation on its drug war for rejection of its appeal vs the  investigation itself. Anxiety makes one prone to error.

 

Not excluded, is included

As clarified by Dean Mel Santamaria, senior death benefits just exclude obit publication and  memorial plot.

Giving/ Taking Away

This oddministration's plan to lower jeepney fares while subsidizing drivers who need help beats logic. For one, subsidies have long been disorganized and not covering all. Second, the commuters were ready and willing to give in to the fare increase, but are also preparing their petition for wage increase. Domi, no?

Ghost corporations

How does BIR know whom to run after? Do they have an exorcist consultant? There are so many living(-it-up) tax evaders around!

Just a number

From the minimum wage now of P570, they are moves to increase it by P750. No typo there 

E-booking

Recently launched online service by DOJ for cases sounds like local lingo for ratting.

"Fun with Dick and Jane"

'The Cross is a positive sign.'

So very into us

China dictates what we do with our land re EDCA.

What next?

After practically patrolling WPS, they have used counterfeited PH passport!

Failure of Intel

What happened to their intelligence and funds? 

Cha- cha moves

Legislators have kept its beat more quickly than the government's response to the creeping oil spill from Oriental Mindoro.

"Summer in Oxford"

'Seating is the new smoking."

Roland Ventura

Well-known/paid painter used to draw on blackboards of empty classrooms in the school of his youth. Later, friends used to freely avail of his art got into the habit of asking for his painting or two.

What Fault

The government's Disaster Response HQ sits on the West Valley Fault.

Helping Hand

US zeroes in on the West PH Sea. Japan helps regarding the oil spill, classrooms, health and other developmental needs.

Rapid fire

The speedy solution of Gov. Roel Degamo's  murder prompted an equal action on Percy "Lapid Fire" ambush.

Blessed are the bashed

Zoe Gabriel was so appreciated by Charles & Keith for being branded "luxury" she was made Ambassador by the SG shop.

Rep. Rufus

King Cong. Rodriguez is rough on tax payers, burdening them more with "only" billions more for Concon expenses.

Accused accusing

Like Bantag, Teves delves into motives of their accuser.

Metabeats

"Better to be sore than torn," on muscles during exercise.

Casing the Joint

Degamo murderers were  qualified up to Close Quarter Battle. What plotters missed was a police detachment nearby that quickly gave chase.

What They Were Waiting For

After 21 months, Lilibet Diana finally baptized with the proper prefix.

Seeing Red

They are not among the jeepney strikers, but on the sunburned Chinese sailors along the WPS!

Prince Andrew

Disgraced Prince now offers to manage Bal-moral estate!

Passing Hands

Will "Eat Bulaga" hosts Tito, Vic, Joey be replaced by Jalosjos' daughter? Same, crime

Life

"It is like drawing without an eraser." (Love Locks)

Leni

 "Let's                       Empower         Nationalist     Individuals"

No Contact Policy

What's good for MMDA is good for the frats? How about the penalties? 

Tau Gamma Phi

With brods like them, who needs murderers?

OTS

Could be acronym for Office of Transport Sikwatan.

Oras de Peligro

Growing by the day, week, month and year...