NAIA

3rd most stressful airport in the world was first for Ninoy Aquino himself!

Greek Chorus

Why is it that when officials are interviewed on TV, they are often surrounded by a motley group of staff? And it usually ends in a tragedy too.

Imported Fish

Do they also smell like PX?

13 years ago

We lost 32 journalists in Maguindanao. 

Mistaken Identity

Just as the accused had a different name in the subpoena, so did the victim when he used to broadcast.

Xi- Gloria

APEC could stand for A President-Ex Congress woman now.

Lotilla the Hun

DOE Sec pushes for foreigners' full ownership of renewable energy projects!

Ballooning

That describes almost everybody's weight post- pandemic as well as the current world population of 8 billion.

Justin Brownlee

Basketball player for naturalization will soon become a brownie!

Banta and Balisong

That's the deadly pair of General Bantag and his Atty. Balisong.

Do We

Sounds like the name of the Boulevard provoked a naughty exchange between Ted Failon and his show's resident Pastor Jeff Eliscupidez.

Profesionalism

As DepEd pushes for it, we hope that it does not include boxing.

Surge

After storm surge, Comelec votes surge, TNVS fare surge, jeeps requesting it too.

Together

Ex- DoTr Sec Tugade son now heads LTO. Junior inherits office under father's ex-department.

Scarfless

This could be the next film of Iranian actress Taraneh Alidoosti.

Accused or Hostage-Taker

BUCOR ex- Dir. Gen. Bantag wants DOJ Sec. Remulla to resign before he yields to subpoena.

Man in White

PH President stood out on the left side of the Asean Class Pic 2022. Not the right way to shine

SM Manila

Did we hear right that a Manila engineer blamed SM Manila for the state of disrepair of the nearby underpass as its ir/responsibility?

If It Curses Like DU30

BuCor ex- chief Bantag came out a-blazing to defend himself in Lapid case by blaming Remulla instead. He sounded like a younger Du30. 

Look Who's Talking

Typhoon Yolanda was commemorated. What about Martial Law?

Myanmar was described as "going in circles." Like political dynasty!

John Amores

Violent sore loser Jose Rizal University basketball player is not true to his name and school patron.

Mehmet Oz

He is no whiz. He vows to unite the people if voted for US Senate but he is a surgeon cutting up people.

Principals

With so many involved in the Lapid & Villamor cases, BUCOR has become the School of Hard Knuckles!

What Reputation

DEPED warns teachers and staff from speaking against the Department and ruining its image. It is tarnished enough all these years, topped by its Secretary at present (or not)!

Branding

Aside from BBM sugar, he has lent his "lucky number to the inflation rate, not once, but twice, i.e. 7.7!"

Deepening Department

Sequel to the expensive but slow laptops- they were being sold in Cebu at bargain price of P10k. Those still with the teachers are being recalled for not being needed anymore with face-to-face classes.

De Lima co-detainees

With the plot thickening on PDLs/ persons of interest involved in the Lapid case, De Lima getting to look more like an angel everyday!

Shear line

Sounds like dressmaking term moving to climate.

Brittney Griner

US WBA player detained in Russia for cannabis oil she brought, seems to be in for much longer time. Grimer days ahead!

End of Mask

Meantime in PH, masks are voluntary even indoors. Anyway, Covid subvariant XBB is all over the place.