El on musk

"Freeing the bird" Twitter has made the richest man the most powerful too, with links to Trump, China and Brazil.

Middlemen

They are becoming muddlemen in Percy Lapid Fire's murder case, as his brother Roy observes.

Murder He Wrote 40

Percy Lapid was forcibly made to sign off on the way to his broadcast venue 

BBM sugar

This is wrong in many ways. Hopefully, it is not addictive, too.

Jerk Reactions

Not of the knee but the brain, the way senators solve problems of PH films, already of questionable priority, by banning foreign productions.

Fare Matrix

It's becoming to look like Ma-tricks because to get the form entitling drivers to charge fare increase, they first have to shell out P 550.

This Unity

It is not happening at DepEd, where private achools are allowed to go on Blended Learning while public schools are mandated to go Face-to- Face. 

Yogi

In charge of Customs does not inspire the public's confidence.

Tokneneng

This street food's name could be a contraction of two tragic events that happened recently- (ka)tokhang of cops on houses of journalists while Typhoon Neneng spread nature's destruction on the rest of the population.

Confiscation

Meat was again pulled out from a market stall by intermittently zealous government agents. Like drugs, are they recycled too?

Drug- trafficking

Son of DOJ Sec might want to handle MMDA mess during rush hour.

Mabuhay kayo

The cop's parting shot to tv anchors before leaving their show sounds ominous, after the Percy Lapid killing.

Priorities

First bills signed into law were for:

SIM Card Registration

Postponement of Barangay/SK Elections

Passport

Lifetime validity for seniors is being pushed. Xi Jinping would be pleased.

What's in a Bill

The title of a recent bill passed was "Unified System of Separation."

Tags

"Percy Lapid was a communist; Leila de Lima, a jailbreaker."

Mahal na Pangulo nila

Mahal na bilihin nating lahat. 

Firearms

They are being requested by the Bureau of Fire Protection. Sen. Koko asked, don't they need fire trucks more. Next, they might ask for fireworks! 

By Your Fruits

The much-touted Finance Team received the lowest satisfaction rating of "-11" regarding its handling of inflation in the latest survey of the First 100 days 

100 Days

How many more, Lord?

All we hear are his Accomplice Men!

Save the President

With longstanding jet lag from UK, Marcos Jr. has supporters urging protection for their leader. Now who will protect us from him?!

10-10

Wonder how Shopee is doing this sale day post- Toni G?

Double Jeopardy

Former Senator de Lima was taken hostage by co- inmates at the Philippine National Police Custodial Center! Citizens-outside- the-Camp Alert!

Kalihim

Department Secretaries are taking their title literally, asking for their confidential funds.

Little President

The last one had big plans for his next post of Chief of Staff. Not gonna happen

"Social Weather" Friend

SWS survey just released the last approval rating of VP Leni as 7% in May 2022, from 9% in April of the same year. Only she and Senate Pres. Tito (without his numbers)  were the subject, it seems. What gives? Or whatever for?

Innova-tive

Going to Abra for Teachers' Day, the VP/ DepEd Sec and the First Lady presided over a raffle topped by that of a car. How many laptops could they have exchanged it for?

Sha Nacino

"What makes you different:

1. Is your magic,

2. Makes you creative,

3. Makes you unlock possibilities,

Instead of trying to fit in, stand out. Dare to be different."

Formula One (1)

Perhaps Somebody discovered the way to a winning streak in PH during the Grand Prix in SG? Serendipity

Odds

Lotto winning numbers divisible by 9- 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54! Let's play Lottong Macao?

Amazons

Due to Shopee's choice of Toni G as endorser taken negatively by subscribers, Amazon is offering free shipping to PH of orders from them.